15 June 1979

FAQs

Is Mrs. Dub your real name? Yes, if you are abbreviating ... and using the Roman alphabet. But my real name is Yvette. (That's a lie.)

Why do you love Target? A better question would be, "Why don't I love Target?" From the clever red bullseye to the $3.97 clearance rack items, Target is the new mall - if the old mall was cool, affordable and modernly packaged.

Who is Baby Zee? She's my second daughter. She was born prematurely in February 2008 and passed away momentarily due to triploidy, a fatal chromosome disorder. It was a huge bummer, but we look forward to reuniting with her after this life. We still consider her part of our family and sometimes even include her on our chore chart. As a result, our bathroom is filthy.

What is HTT? HTT stands for Hot Topic Tuesday. It all started in yore when I went all crazy on home-schooling moms and their socially awkward kids, only to receive heated comments on both sides of the argument. It opened my mind and provided a much needed outlet for my passionate political and social views. So every Tuesday I plead my side and then you get a chance to chime in. Sometimes you change my mind; usually it just solidifies my point. But no matter what we have a good time. (As long as you play nice and criticize concepts, not commenters.)

Can I submit Hot Topic suggestions? Yes. I'm always open to ideas and often use them. I do prefer that they be a popular topic rather than your own personal dilemma. While I always care, other people aren't interesting in debating your wall paint colors. (Ocean Mist, for sure!)

Are you going to home-school your kids now? Hecks no.

Are you Mormon? Hecks yes.

Why don't you take more pictures of yourself? Despite what online dating might have convinced you, the self-portrait is always awkward. Plus, Mr. Dub works during the day and charges for his photography skills.

Why do you take so many pictures of Miss Dub? They don't always match your post topic. Because she's cuter than your kid. Seriously.

Are these all your blog posts? No. I've been blogging since 2005. My archives can be found here. They are also boring like this site, so you should like them.

What happened to all your links? There are too many cool blogs and sites to feature on this blog. Plus, sometimes I say stupid things and you probably don't want to be associated with them.

Why do you use so many parentheses? (Because I like them.) (And because I'm crazy.) (And because I crazy like them.)

3 comments:

sara said...

(Probably the best FAQ I've ever read.)

Lia said...

You're clever...and sassy...Love your blog, check in on it from time to time and always say to myself, "pure entertainment--gotta check that thing more often." PS I'm Josie's friend, that's how I found you
PPS I don't have a a thing for (), but I DO have a thing for ... and --
Tah tah!

mrs. r said...

HTT idea:

how do you tell one of your good friends that her kids are mean, screaming, messy, selfish brats?

i am struggling. my little guy is black and blue after only spending a few hours with them.

ahh. help me, dr. laura.